And by the way, no one has guessed correctly yet.

A bad moment is when you comment to the guy cutting your hair, "I toyed with the idea of getting a mohawk, but decided against it" and he then replies "well, you could kind of have a mohawk now" and you reply "god no, fauxhawks are dead" and then you look into the mirror and notice the guy cutting your hair's fauxhawk.

This extremely gay run on sentence brought to you by Drew.

And since I never blogged it... San Francisco was WONDERFUL.

Cuz I've barely blogged at all, I'll give ya something juicy...

One of these statements is a lie. Care to guess which?

1. I've recently slept with both partners in a couple. Neither of them know that I slept with the other.

2. I've had sex with more than three guys in one nite.

3. I've had sex in the bathroom at Oz.

4. I recently slept with one of my friend's boyfriends right after they bitterly broke up.

5. The only sexual contact I've ever had with a woman was a blowjob.

6. I've slept with my regular doctor.

7. I've had sex in the bathroom at Lafittes.

8. I once met a really hot guy in a bar who had me go to another bar and hit on his boyfriend so his boyfriend
would think a threeway was 'his' idea.

9. I've slept with three escorts who donated their services for free.

apologies... but i don't have the emotional energy to blog lately... or to answer email...

ennui is here... help

As usual, I've ended a pleasant much needed vacation and gone back to work ready to be REALLY into my job and walked back into a hellstorm. I have vacation curse...

For now... I will tell him three answers...

1) yep
2) not anytime soon... but ya never know... maybe someday...
3) three... and god are my feet fierce... *sigh* the biggest impression I made was shoes, huh? :)

San Francisco stories soon... i promise...

My blog is well named today... I am so on tender hooks...

I leave for San Francisco tomorrow morning at 6:25 am. So, no updates to this page until Tuesday the 12th, most likely. If I have access to a computer while I'm there, I may post an update or two before then though.

Anyways... back to packing and such...

Well, I did my civic duty today... I voted.

What about you? If not, get off your ass and be responsible.

I spent today in Baton Rouge at the hospital visiting my father and mother. When I got there, my dad was gone to dialysis, so my mom and I sat in his room and talked for a while, until I convinced her to accompany me to the hospital cafeteria for lunch. Eventually, my dad came back to the room. He looked way better than he did a week ago. He's still a shell of the person he was a couple of months ago though. But, seeing him improved makes it a lot easier for me to go ahead and proceed with my previously scheduled vacation this week.

While I was there, a woman came by the room to start the process for my father's continued dialysis once he returns home. Once again, I found myself in one of those weird situations that growing older brings to you. My mom was presented with form after form to sign and I could tell that it was really upsetting here and she felt like she didn't really know what all she was signing. So, I dutifully grabbed the stack of papers and read through every one of them and assured her that she hadn't signed anything that she shouldn't have.

It's weird when you have to start caretaking your parents, even in small ways...

Curious... my little bit of posting seems to have sent the amount of people passing through here back up a bit... *waves*

I'm utterly and completey re-obsessed with my favorite band of all time... Saint Etienne... all over again. Some extremely kind soul has created a super secret ftp site of their rare and out of print tunes... and I can't stop downloading...

Soon, there shall be no song by them, produced by them, written by them or featuring even one member in any way that I don't have...

I scare me.

Speaking of flying... have I mentioned that I'm going to San Francisco from next Wednesday to the following Monday? cuz i am...

So.. one day after bragging about not being sick anymore... the sinus infection I didn't know I had hit me full force... the last two days, I've at pondered doing the following things:

1. sticking a knitting needle into my ear
2. clawing my left eye out with my fingers
3. picking up a really sharp pencil and plunging it into my face right on my left cheekbone

However... I didn't think any of them would relieve the pressure...

Pray for me... I have to be on a plane in 5 days... this had SO better be done with by then, or you'll all hear me screaming as I fly over your cities...