Oh my fucking god... i DO NOT know where you can purchase the eiffel tower thingie that the Osbournes have in their house... so, if that's why you are one of the seemingly dozens of people who've found my blog through a google search for Osbournes+Eiffel+Tower... you're shit out of luck...

thanks much to Courtney who emailed me with an explanation of why I've been getting all these hits...