So.. one day after bragging about not being sick anymore... the sinus infection I didn't know I had hit me full force... the last two days, I've at pondered doing the following things:

1. sticking a knitting needle into my ear
2. clawing my left eye out with my fingers
3. picking up a really sharp pencil and plunging it into my face right on my left cheekbone

However... I didn't think any of them would relieve the pressure...

Pray for me... I have to be on a plane in 5 days... this had SO better be done with by then, or you'll all hear me screaming as I fly over your cities...